Things non-runners never ask you… and never will because they don’t care

It doesn’t count if you’ve heard someone ask this sarcastically

One-liners you wish non-runners never overheard you say…

Make sure the non-runners are out of ear shot before saying any of these one-liners

11 Questions runners hate answering

Yes I can run longer than 5K, no I’m not interested in running a marathon right now and my running has nothing to do with my body image.