If you’ve been observing any running commentary at all this week, chances are that the Mad Pooper caught your attention more than once.
No, we’re not sh*$ting you, a woman in Colorado has been dubbed the Mad Pooper for habitually defecting on a family’s lawn while out for her runs. She lives in Colorado Springs.
As we reported earlier this week, the family has said that this has been a trend for the past seven weeks. Cathy Budde went to police after she says her kids “caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.” The woman is still anonymous.
Unsurprisingly, this incident spread all over social media. Here’s a snapshot of some of the best commentary on this now famous runner. Oh, and she’s even had a few parody Twitter accounts created in her honour…
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 20, 2017
Would you rather find out that your spouse was a hardcore internet troll or the mad pooper?
— Mike Golic Jr (@MGolicJR57) September 21, 2017
Hahahahhahahhahahahaa “Mad Pooper” is trending and I thought that episode of Bob’s Burgers was on!!! pic.twitter.com/pM6ucov7o1
— Somebody who tweets. (@LaDiva1245) September 19, 2017
— Susan Harrison (@Susanmvh) September 21, 2017
Can you imagine forever being known as the Mad Pooper? Hahahaha hahahaha
— Kristen Marie (@KrisMarie4813) September 21, 2017
The Mad Pooper on Twitter…
— Mad Pooper (@pooper_mad) September 21, 2017
Pole time! When you defecate publicly, what’s your go-to way to stay clean? Or are you a “nothing but net” person like me? Toodles!
— madpooper (@realMadPooper) September 20, 2017
out for another jog…looking to drop a few extra pounds
— Rosy Bottoms (@theMad_Pooper) September 19, 2017