Mark Gardiner

In a preview to the main event my brother and I ran a trail race this past weekend. Mark barely scraped past me to come tenth while I was mere moments behind in position 136.

The reality of a mere 37-minute-loss to a guy who even farts athletically has finally dawned on me.

It’s time to move on. I’ve rolled back the stone, risen from the dead and I’m ready for my next challenge.