Event’s fastest ever man unfit for Boston Marathon and withdraws

The top ranked runner for the 2016 Boston Marathon has just pulled out after not hitting goals in training this season.

Just the same, but not at all

My finish time was to-the-second-identical to my Ottawa Marathon time, which is admittedly freakish. But Sunday’s New York City Marathon was a whole different bowl of kettle chips.

All Boston marathoners are cheats

All you “fast” runners out there who have been telling me that the Boston Marathon is “hard”… I know your truth. Heartbreak hill is actually a huge mound of gummy bears and marshmallows and you ride in go-carts when your legs ache.