Twitter’s steaming hot takes on Mad Pooper situation stay regular

If you’ve been observing any running commentary at all this week, chances are that the Mad Pooper caught your attention more than once.

No, we’re not sh*$ting you, a woman in Colorado has been dubbed the Mad Pooper for habitually defecting on a family’s lawn while out for her runs. She lives in Colorado Springs. 

As we reported earlier this week, the family has said that this has been a trend for the past seven weeks. Cathy Budde went to police after she says her kids “caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.” The woman is still anonymous. 

Unsurprisingly, this incident spread all over social media. Here’s a snapshot of some of the best commentary on this now famous runner. Oh, and she’s even had a few parody Twitter accounts created in her honour… 

If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we’ll give her a year’s supply of TP to help with her “runs” ? #EnjoyTheGohttps://t.co/GgEAyYp6aM

— Charmin (@Charmin) September 20, 2017

Would you rather find out that your spouse was a hardcore internet troll or the mad pooper?

— Mike Golic Jr (@MGolicJR57) September 21, 2017

Hahahahhahahhahahahaa “Mad Pooper” is trending and I thought that episode of Bob’s Burgers was on!!! pic.twitter.com/pM6ucov7o1

— Somebody who tweets. (@LaDiva1245) September 19, 2017

If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we’ll give her a year’s supply of TP to help with her “runs” ?… https://t.co/gU2QbriIsD #PGemployee

— Susan Harrison (@Susanmvh) September 21, 2017

Can you imagine forever being known as the Mad Pooper? Hahahaha hahahaha

— Kristen Marie (@KrisMarie4813) September 21, 2017

The Mad Pooper on Twitter…

While I won’t turn myself in, I will bring @Charmin with me for the runs. #MadPooper https://t.co/XEwm0Lhoea

— Mad Pooper (@pooper_mad) September 21, 2017

Pole time! When you defecate publicly, what’s your go-to way to stay clean? Or are you a “nothing but net” person like me? Toodles!

— madpooper (@realMadPooper) September 20, 2017

out for another jog…looking to drop a few extra pounds

— Rosy Bottoms (@theMad_Pooper) September 19, 2017