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The fanciest running shorts we’ve ever seen

Retailing for $453 CAD, they're giving fancy pants a whole new meaning

If $453 CAD running shorts aren’t fancy, then we don’t know what is. Satisfy, a running apparel company based out of Paris, is looking to give runners a zero distraction product. Zero distractions while running is ideal, but we’re not sure zero distractions is worth quite so much money. 

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Our first Trail Long Distance 10" Shorts are now available in our new signature hand splattered finish. Invented for trail running and long distance runs, these shorts are a combination of our 2 best-sellers, the Long Distance 3" Shorts (with its nutrition pockets) and the Short Distance 8" Shorts (with its iconic exposed lining and reflective signature RUN AWAY print). To eliminate friction during your run, the inseam is bonded and made of just one piece of fabric. We made the compressive lining of our proprietary Justice™️ fabric, and the shell is constructed of our Black Silk material. Like all our shorts, the Trail Long Distance 10" Shorts are taped with Framis™️ Technology, for chasing The High with no distractions.

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The shorts feature a highly breathable and water repellent fabric called Black Silk, over top of moisture-control briefs. The shorts are reflective, with pockets for valuables and keys along with a high-visibility internal draw cord that you can wear on the outside of your shorts (like a belt) if you choose.  

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There are six pockets in total, and the company suggests that they should accommodate keys, phone, gels and cards. The good news? It’s free shipping on orders over €250, so you’re basically saving money.